经典幽默语录短句英文(185句)

经典幽默语录短句英文 34句

1. I would kiss you right now if only you were here。

2. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance。

3. You And I Were Meant To Be。

4. You are I can not lose the future.

5. 不要让糟糕的一天让你误以为有个糟糕的人生。

6. I used to detour， because would like to see you at a glance。

7. 找女朋友别找我这样的，太多人追的，给不了你安全感。

8. Love one another and you will be happy。 It\'s as simple and as difficult as that。

9. Almost could not help but shed tears several times， but do not know what to feel。

10. heard that it is very easy to be happy， as could be diluted with time going on。

11. 有时候，心中所承受之重是无法用言语来表达的。

12. 别让梦想只停留在梦里。

13. If do not have ，if you do not need to lose？

14. 为什么又是这样的曾经，只不过曾经里没有你。

15. humor is the wisdom, moral education and the excellent performance of. — de Engels

16. Maybe people have always lost look very pale in fact also sad when you lose。

17. 真实的女孩不完美，完美的女孩不真实。

18. The past can be unforgettable but it must be let go。

19. 索性就沉默，别再假洒脱。

20. Miss as miss， miss read as offering， the chief read do not read。

21. His stories are spiced with humor

22. For I am here with you。

23. 爱自己，是一段延续终身的罗曼史。

24. Clearly know love is a hurtful things， but we still relentlessness to choose love.

25. 授人以鱼，不如授人以渔。 -中国谚语

26. 当拥有已经是失去，就勇敢的放弃。

27. Talking about the humorous constituent of the lines of “My Own Swordsman” in terms of the rhetoric of words从修辞的角度看《武林外传》台词的 幽默 性

28. 你看到什么样的世界，你就拥有什么样的内心。

29. 那些烦恼，永远挥之不去。

30. 记得回头看看以前犯的错误，但绝不要后悔。

31. 小年到，愿你来年工作省心，老板欢心，薪水合心；吃得畅心，睡得安心，住得舒心；家人关心，朋友知心，爱人痴心；事事顺心，样样称心，天天开心！

32. I wait for you to come back。

33. What you see reflects what your heart is like。

34. No te entristezcas， to quiero。

经典幽默语录短句英文 137句

1. you give me a cave， surrounded by the rain。

2. I always put you seriously as a kind of joke、Because I was afraid of losing nothing.

3. 有些人值得我融化。

4. Do not waste your new tears for the old sorrow。

5. she didn’t appreciate my humor; you can’t survive in the army without a sense of humor.他不能欣赏我的 幽默 。

6. 我总是口是心非以至于你认为我很坚强。

7. Smile like you have never been hurt。

8. Owe you too much， just enough to love。 Give you too much， you just enough to cherish.

9. Close your eyes。 Clear your heart。 Let it go。

10. 到不了的就是永远，忘不了的就是曾经。

11. I want someone afraid of losing me。

12. Even to the end of the dream， please let me happy。

13. 那年夏末，负了谁。记忆如线，绊了谁。

14. 彼此相爱就是幸福，如此简单，如此难。

15. A physics Examination，Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunder rolls?

16. 我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。

17. One day I will be at the heart proud to tell you things。

18. I’m afraid to meet too early can’t beside her forever。

19. 每个人都是自己命运的建筑师。

20. 我会珍惜身边每一个对我好的人。

21. 你既然没有本事给我未来，又哪来的勇气说要永远。

22. When I close my eyes， I don\'t see myself， but you。

23. If I am the girl in your dreams。

24. 谁说我只会吃的？人家定外卖可是一把好手！

25. 你是我不可失去的未来。

26. A book that crackles with humor.一本充满着 幽默 的书

27. Story eventually， i can only one man looked at the memory of the nicety lost。

28. You are sunshine，Is my distantlight。

29. 岛是海洋想漫过来覆盖的伤。

30. 在梦想和现实中迷失了。

31. 如果全部按牌理出牌，就不好玩了。

32. What does not kill you makes you stronger。

33. Nevermind，I will find someone like you。

34. This summer， mosquitoes are most hurts me。

35. I love the people in the far future。

36. I love you more each day as time goes by。

37. The end of the summer， the who。 Memory such as a line， who stumbled。

38. 有时候除了说再见，别无选择。

39. I think a lot， but I don\'t say much。

40. 没关系，我会找到某个像你的他。

41. It’s better to be alone than to be with someone you’re not happy to be with。

42. The end of the prelude is no longer two saying。

43. 如果我是你梦里的女孩。

44. 过去的事情可以不忘记，但一定要放下。

45. Bold cry， tears the heart drug。

46. When it has is lost， brave to give up。

47. 我总是把你们的认真当成一种玩笑。因为我害怕失去罢了。

48. 个人知道为什么而活，就可以忍受任何种生活。

49. How to tell funny jokes

50. 世界上最动听的三个字不是我爱你，而是你瘦了。

51. 或许拥有的人总是把失去看得很淡其实你失去时也会心痛的。

52. Every day is a beginning。 Take a deep breath and start again。

53. 渐行渐远，终成不见。

54. 任何不会致你于死的都会让你变得更强。

55. 随着时间的流失我一天比一天更爱你。

56. Some people are worth melting for。

57. At least in my show time， I try my best to love you。

58. 你的牙就如同那天上的繁星，色泽鲜艳，相距甚远。

59. 阳光擦干了我思念你的泪水。

60. I am alwayswaiting for you，for your turning around。

61. 没人把你当成全世界。

62. Explanation is unnecessary， because people know you do not need it。

63. 要让每一天都有所值。

64. 我的爱人会发光。

65. Cleverness, like the dog, good – hearted, like music, like the delicacies , the humor and wit , act towards people kind , value the friend ! Can’t cheat me

66. Lost In dreams and reality。

67. I always say yes and mean no that you think that I was strong。

68. 结束的前奏是两个人不再有话说。

69. 陪伴是最长情的告白。

70. 我假装无所谓才看不到心被拧碎。

71. Do not let dream just be your dream。

72. I am your irrelevant， you are one of my beginning and end。

73. Remember to look back at your mistakes from time to time， but never regret them。

74. Time does not dye，Memories do not light。

75. Real girls aren’t perfect。 Perfect girls aren’t real。

76. 愿你们都拥有人人羡慕的爱情，而我有钱就好。

77. One should love animals. They are so tasty

78. 朋友是人生旅途的驿站，供你休憩。问候语

79. Sometimes there is no way out exlept to say goodbye。

80. Each man is the architect of his own fate。

81. If one knows what he lives for，he can bear all kinds of life。

82. My love will shine。

83. Ce n\'est pas jamais， jamais oublier que， une fois。

84. 深海临鱼 随波息 古木有屋 夜灯盏 你不喜我 明了

85. Betray me， I will let you have nothing。

86. ou may be out of my sight， but never out of my mind。

87. If you obey all the rules。 you miss all the FUN。

88. 就算是到了梦的尽头，也请让我感到幸福。

89. Thanks to you I am finally thinking about me。

90. Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life。

91. Life is like riding a bicycle。 To keep your balance， you must keep moving。

92. 欠你的太多，只是不够爱。给你的太多，只是你不够珍惜。

93. Remember that if you get through yesterday， you\'ll get through today。

94. 有一天那个人走进了你的生命，你就会明白，真爱总是值得等待的。

95. Life always offers you a second chance。 It is called tomorrow。

96. I trust the people who teach me not to trust anyone。

97. I don。t want to live without you。

98. 我习惯绕路走，就是因为想多看你一眼。

99. Company is the most long love confession。

100. If you want moneyI have no;

101. Love is like an hourglass， with the heart filling up as the brain empties。

102. Island is a marine wound to diffuse over coverage.

103. 出卖我，我将让你一无所有。

104. 不要为旧的悲伤，浪费新的眼泪。

105. Those troubles， always linger。

106. 每一天都是一个开始。深呼吸，从头再来！

107. Therefore, it has many rhetoric functions: being humorous

108. The lazier a person is， the more things he needs to do tomorrow。

109. gallows humors充满怨恨的 幽默 [美]面临大难时的 幽默

110. 我要我们在一起。

111. 你也许已走出我的视线，但从未走出我的思念。

112. 我爱的人他在多远的未来。

113. Sometimes words cannot express the burden of our heart。

114. Simply to silence， do not leave free and easy。

115. 我一直在等你，就等你一个转身。

116. Also the English are famous for sense of humour.英国人还以 幽默 而出名。

117. 如果不曾拥有，是否就不用失去？

118. 解释永远是多余的，因为懂你的人不需要它。

119. To make each day count。

120. 这个夏天蚊子最疼我。

121. “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep

122. A long-term research has indicated that sense of humor is closely related to children s development of cognition,personality,social skills and emotions.长期以来的研究发现, 幽默 感与儿童认知、人格、社会技能、情绪等的发展有密切联系。

123. If you don’t fight for what you want， don’t cry for what you lose。

124. 明明知道爱是一种伤人的东西，但我们还是义无反顾的去选择爱情。

125. 个人越懒，明天要做的事越多。

126. The coming days would be long。 After all， not to the grey-haired。

127. 来日方长，终究长不到白发苍苍。

128. I will cherish every good to me。

129. You may be out of my sight， but never out of my mind。

130. 压碎一个人的头需斤的重量。击碎一个人的心只要一句 呵呵 。

131. I pretended to be indifferent to it。

132. 有天 我会指着心脏 骄傲的告诉你，这里换人了。

133. One day someone will walk into your life， then you realize love was always worth waiting for.

134. 至少在属于我出场的时间里，曾拼尽全力爱过你。

135. 听说幸福很简单。简单到时间一冲就冲淡。

136. The sun dried the tears I miss you。

137. To forget sb is pretty easy。Just don\'t see him/her，don\'t be a contemptible wretch。

经典幽默语录短句英文 14句

1. 真正的自由，是由自己給的！

2. Not tears can restore the lost， not everyone is worth your pay。

3. 生活总会给你第二次机会。

4. 时光不染，回忆不淡。

5. 想念不如怀念，怀念不如祭念，祭念不如不念。

6. 虽然你不是妇女，但是你很三八啊。

7. Why is this once， only once in without you。

8. 战争来临时，真理是第一个牺牲品(海·约翰逊)

9. I smile too long didn\'t practice， maybe you forgot。

10. Lopsided， and eventually became seen。

11. 我闭上眼睛，看不见自己，却看见了你。

12. 你和我早已命中注定。

13. I love you not for who you are， but for who I am before you。

14. The less you give a damn， the happier you will be。