很搞笑的英文句子 合集95句

1. The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.

2. Sick as a dog 病重bai

3. The king is awalys lucky 王老吉

4. The more you learn,the more you know,The more you know,the more you forget.The more you forget,the less you know. So why bother to learn.

5. 我的原则是:人不犯我，我不犯人；人犯我，我就生死！

6. A new broom sweeps clean 新官du上任三把zhi火

7. A thousang-li journey is stated by taking the first step 千里之行,始于足下

8. 想多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。

9. The man called the romantic love rich,rich in the coquettish woman.

10. 现在的梦想决定了你的未来，所以再睡一会儿。

11. Follow onexxxs heart 随心所欲

12. 爱情就像一张照片，需要大量的暗室时间来培养。(外国人也很保守，在黑暗中工作，哈哈)

13. Poisonous & Evil Rubbish 有毒有害垃圾

14. For beautiful eyes,on the line,and told myself,my wife than they were.

15. 聪明人未婚，结婚的人很难再聪明了。

16. Did you find,those who hate you,looks very ugly.

17. 成功是一个相关的术语，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

18. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

19. Abroad: Thought and ability is the key,the domestic: relationship and can run.

20. Chinese two big characteristics: one,dont love the truth; two,do not want to hear the truth.

21. One,two people,three person is to fight at outrance.

22. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

23. First scroll: Live meaningless,the second line of a couplet: Dutch actno courage,horizontal batch: white go back.

24. 服饰就像铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动，但不妨碍你尽情观看。

25. I have a flirt with hot chicks ability,but he is a girl.

26. More to their ^v^ing great time also cannot compare with idiot years.

27. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught.

28. When twos company,threes the result!

29. 两个人的状态不稳定，三个人才是！

30. 每个人都应该喜欢动物，因为它们很好吃。

31. 中国人有两个特点：一是不爱说实话；二是不爱听实话。

32. Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard Visa.

33. You ask me, me ask who? 你问我，我问谁?

34. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

35. 天上没有白馅饼，倒着白砖。

36. 幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物。

37. 生活的一半是倒霉的，另一半是如何处理倒霉的。

38. Walls have ears 隔墙有耳

39. 应该有更好的方法开始新的一天，而不是每天早上醒来。

40. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

41. 考试伤害了多少孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会作弊。

42. 工作很有趣！尤其是看别人的工作。

43. Living half are bad luck,the other half is how to handle it.

44. More to their xxxing great time also cannot compare with idiot years.

45. A piece of cake 小菜一碟

46. 对于美女来说，两眼就行了，转身告诉自己，我她们好。

47. Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.

48. 大哥，降低脸上的分辨率好吗？

49. How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

50. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

51. Examination of people rely on strength,and I rely on the rich imagination.

52. We two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁啊！

53. Love who who 爱谁谁。

54. 毛爷爷说，不结婚的对象都是流氓。

55. 自从会玩QQ之后发现拼音越来越好，读书也没有效果。

56. My principle is: the person does not make me,I do not prisoners; if the person make me,I will getangry!

57. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

58. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

59. 生活不能像烹饪一样，所有的材料都准备好了才放进锅里。

60. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后， 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个。

61. 快乐的单身汉迟早会结婚，幸福不是永久的。

62. Germany is the onlywoman,I think I must be too mean.

63. Brother,you have to face the resolution is good?

64. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

65. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

66. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

67. 理想就像内衣，但不能证明你有！

68. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

69. Life can not cook,all the materials are ready was the pot.

70. 你有没有注意到讨厌你的人都很丑？

71. Want money no，want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条！

72. In heaven there is no white out the pie,but white out the bricks.

73. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

74. I do not smoke cigarettes,is not lonely,second-hand smoke!

75. I give you face you don’t wanna face 我给你脸你不要脸。

76. Thinking of how far,how far you roll; light how fast,how fast you roll.

77. 男人情史丰富叫浪漫，女人情史丰富叫风骚。

78. 后座上的孩子会出事故，后座上的孩子会出事故。

79. Grandpa Mao said,not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.

80. 再多的牛逼时光 也比不上一起**的岁月。

81. You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。

82. 有些人靠实力，而我靠丰富的想象力。

83. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

84. 国外:思想和才能是王道，国内:关系和马屁可以横行。

85. no three no four 不三不四

86. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么要学？

87. Where there is a will, there is a way 有志者,事竟成

88. no money no talk 没钱免谈

89. 我有能力泡妞，可惜我是个妞。

90. You look very Chinese,very dedicated,very backbone.

91. 每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。

92. Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

93. 努力工作不会导致死亡！但我不会用自己来证明。

94. Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎

95. you raise me up 你太抬举我了

很搞笑的英文句子 合集19句

1. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..

2. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

3. 一个人快乐，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。

4. 上帝决定谁是你的亲戚。幸运的是，他给了你选择朋友的空间。

5. Ideals are like the pants,have,but not everyone can go to prove that you have!

6. 我抽的不是烟，也不是孤独，而是二手烟！

7. 上联：活着没有意义，下联：自杀没有勇气，横批：白走一次。

8. 女人无才是德，我想我一定太缺德了。

9. A tall order 强人所难

10. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

11. big one mother 大姨妈

12. 尽量和女朋友一起洗澡，省水。

13. An idle youth, a needy age 少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲dao

14. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

15. You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！

16. Adamxxxs apple 喉结

17. Examination and many children,so that the number of honest learned cheating.

18. Since I will play QQ,I found my pinyin is getting better and better,the study did not have this effect.

19. 你爱国，敬业，有骨气。