加菲猫经典语录搞笑 通用56句

1. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why bother to learn.

2. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

3. 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

4. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

5. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

6. I\'ll never do anything bad to Ody anymore……maybe,maybe not never you know.

7. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

8. “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!

9. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

10. 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。

11. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

12. 神决定了谁是你的.亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

13. “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?

14. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

15. Behind every successful man ,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.

16. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

17. Today,I\'m gonna do a push-up,push today,and up tomorrow.

18. Every time I do not watch TV on the meal, and sometimes my dinner while watching the television­ side of life, some changes will increase the fun.

19. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

20. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

21. Your future is built on your dream,so just keep sleeping for a while.

22. I would like a star Xu. I do not really believe it, but in any case is free of charge, just like nciku, but there is no evidence that it is not working

23. Having a　big　belly　is　not　awful,what　awful　is　not　having　good　stuff　in　it.Or,no　good　food!

24. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

25. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

26. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。

27. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught.

28. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

29. Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

30. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

31. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

32. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。

33. Every man should marry. After all, happineis not the only thing in life.

34. “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.

35. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

36. When two’s company, three’s the result!

37. Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.

38. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

39. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。

40. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

41. Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

42. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

43. 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。

44. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

45. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard.

46. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡 。

47. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

48. 每个成功男人 的背后,都有一个女人 。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。

49. A dreis like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

50. I really don\'t wanna get up,especially­ when I sick,but I still gotta persist in eating.

51. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

52. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

53. Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.

54. 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。

55. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

56. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.